Dear Morgan: Lost and Little

Dear Morgan,

I'm a longtime PE Inc reader. It's cool that you're doing an advice column, because I have a question that hasn't really been answered by the articles here, and it would have been weird to email it in to the other staff.

Here goes: I'm a heterosexual guy. I date casually. It's small, and I know it. Now what do I do with it?

Dear LAL,

First off: thanks for the letter! I can hold this up and waggle it in my boss' faces if they ever question why a penis enlargement site needs a sexual advice columnist on staff.

Now, let's get straight to your question: you've got a small penis, you acknowledge the fact, and you're wondering what to do with the darn thing.

I commend you on your approach – many men struggle with size issues, but few look to actually overcome them by becoming a better lover. You're doing well so far! Now the biology. You state very clearly that you like to put your less-than-average [whatever that means] penis into a heterosexual vagina.

So let's talk about vaginas! I'll give you the tip of a lifetime: a woman only has nerve endings in the first quarter, and final quarter of her vagina. This means that while you are inside of her, she can't necessarily feel very much in the very middle of the length of her vaginal canal, but she can feel you when you bump her cervix with the head of your penis and she registers friction and heat and pressure and all of those good things right at the entrance.

So if you're never going to be bumping that cervix, don't even worry about it. Plenty of girls hate the sensation [I am not one of them, but we can talk about alternatives to your actual dick in a moment].

Cervix forgotten, you're back where you started – the door you came in by. All the nerve endings are here. The G-spot isn't too far from here. Neither is the clit. You've got one prime zone, and you should be working it for all it's worth!

Now this isn't about going willy-nilly, but rather about asking your partner what she likes. Try simply rocking the head of your penis in and out, only entering about an inch or so each time. This gives you a great view, and leaves your hands free to caress that clit.

If you're worried about girth, then get the toys out of the box and go to town. Nothing makes me happier than a man who isn't necessarily the biggest in the bulge department, but who is completely game for hot sex with all the jelly dongs and vibrating bullets and tickling cock rings and....
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Getting carried away, but you get the idea. There are some neat toys that actually work like stretchy cock rings, but will vibrate against both your balls and her clit when you fuck her. If you're not going in deeply, then you need to have all your guns firing at once. She'll appreciate it, I guarantee.

There are some great toys that work well for both partners, including this one:

The We-Vibe is a knockout. I can't say enough good things about this baby, just believe that if you're looking for something that adds the feeling of girth and size without taking away from the enjoyment of straight-up sex, this is the ticket. we-vibe.com

The We-Vibe was invented by a fellow from Canada, where the winters are long and dark, this little darling works alongside you. She inserts it and then you slide in with it and plenty of lube for a buzzing thrumming revelation. Believe.

A side note: if you're having casual sex with a number of partners, be a gentleman and don't share sex toys. I don't care if you're washing them – unless they can go in an autoclave [i.e. are made of glass or steel or heat-resistant plastic], they shouldn't be hopping from crotch to crotch.

Which Penis Pills are Right for You?

Considerations on Viagra, Cialis and Levitra


Now that more and more companies have entered the market for penis pills, the question becomes: which is best? While the three major penis enhancement pills (Viagra, Cialis and Levitra) offer a very similar product, there are a few subtle differences which may mean that one of these products is best suited to your goals of penis enhancement. So boys, it’s time to do your homework. Trust us, the ladies in your life will be glad you did!

Firstly, it’s very important to figure out if penis pills are right for you. People with erratic blood-pressure in particular run a higher risk of a heart attack. If that’s the case, you might want to look in to alternative solutions.

Some people may opt to shop online, as this can be an easy and cost-effective way to get pills. Some penis pills are available over the counter, but nearly all of them are available online. Try a quick Google search and compare prices with those you see at the pharmacy. More than likely you’ll spot a couple of bargains.

Comparing Penis Pills

Viagra, Cialis and Levitra all offer their product at three different doses. We recommend that you start with the medium. If you’re still not getting ‘er done then up the dose a little and see what’s what. If you’re still hard 3 hours after sex, then perhaps you’ve over done it. Try scaling back just a tad.

All three penis pills have a lot in common. They share the same side effects, which are generally mild and not cause for great concern. They can include headaches, flushing, back pain, runny noses, stomach aches, or even slight changes in vision. That sounds awful, we know - but the truth is that the side effects are rather rare and very mild.

Each product shows proven penis enhancement in about 70% of men. You’ve got to like those odds. But let’s get down to the differences. The three products work in largely the same way, with a few subtle, but very important differences.

• Viagra is the most popular of the three, and has been on the market the longest. It’s track record really speaks for itself. It’s effects last for an average of 4 hours.


• Cialis has the advantage of being the longest lasting. This might well translate to more bang for your buck (so to speak). It’s effects generally last for 17-36 hours, which is why it’s often referred to as the weekend pill. Obviously, don’t expect to have a raging boner for 3 days straight –Cialis just kicks in when the mood is right. Surprisingly, it is also slightly less expensive than its counterparts.


• Levitra begins working slightly quicker than the other two brands. Also, it will work regardless of what you’ve recently had to eat, so you wont have to choose between the prime rib in your freezer and the prime blonde in your bedroom. Its effects last for about 5 hours

Penis pills can be a crucial step towards getting your love life back on track, and we hope these tips will help you figure which penis enhancement pills are right for you. We wish you luck, and of course, some fabulous, mind-blowing sex.

A Jelqer’s Journal

With the volume of emails we get about penis enhancement, it’s becoming clear how uncertain people are over the techniques that achieve significant penis enlargement. Other than penis pills, one of the most popular methods is a technique known as jelqing. jelqing involves a daily repetition of exercising muscle tissues in the penis, namely the smooth muscle and surrounding tissue. The goal is to draw blood into the glans, allowing for permanent penis enlargement when the penis is erect.

Since jelqing is so widely misunderstood, I’ve decided to breakdown my personal jelqing routine for our readers, to better give them an idea of the process.

Jelqing: The Technique

First off, you need to learn the OK grip. The Ok grip involves touching the tip of the thumb to the tip of the forefinger, which should create a hand shape similar to the international sign for ‘OK’.
The grip should be applied to the base of the semi-erect penis with the palm facing down. After having applied ample lubrication (a critical step!), tighten the grip at the base of the penis in order to reduce blood flow. Slowly move the grip toward the glans (each stroke should take at least three seconds) and when you reach the end of the stroke, apply the same grip with the other hand at the base of the shaft. Repeating the steps at a slow and constant pace is the key to achieving penis enhancement without causing injury.

The extent to which you are erect during your routine plays a big roll in penis enlargement. You really need to be at least 40% erect to have any effect. On the other hand you should absolutely never jelq with a full-on erection. What works for me is to achieve an erection first and then allow it to subside to an appropriate level before I begin. It’s common for the level of your erection to fluctuate during a session, and so it’s importantto compensate the strength of your grip accordingly to maintain a consistent level of tension on the shaft.

Other Considerations

I supplement my jelqing routine with penis pills. If you’re considering doing the same it’s important to first run that by your doctor. If you have a heart condition or high blood pressure this is especially true.

You jelqing technique should reflect you specific penis enhancement goals. For example, right now I’m trying to increase length, and so I’m alternating strokes to the left and right – a popular technique for extending penis length. If you want to focus on girth you might consider simply changing the angle of the penis. Research shows that simply having the legs elevated above the penis can help improve girth in a short period of time.

Remember to take it slow – penis enhancement doesn’t happen overnight. Any steps you take towards penis enlargement, whether it is exercises or penis pills, must be approached with a ‘safety first’ mentality.

Dear Morgan: Average or Undersized

Starting this week, Penis Enlargement Inc. is going to be running a syndicated sex advice column. Feel free to send in your questions, whether it be about your size concerns, sexual habits, or any and all related inquiries. Morgan is a registered sex-therapist who has been writing online under a pseudonym for a number of years, and we are happy to welcome her to our team!



Dear Morgan,

My live-in girlfriend and I have been together for six years, and the sex has been ok. Nothing extraordinary, but I'm pretty sure I'm doing a good job. A few nights ago I was using her laptop to download some music, and I found a folder full of porn. Every single video was 'Giant Dicks' and 'Massive Cocks' and stuff like that. Is she trying to tell me something? Am I not measuring up?

Sincerely,
Average Or Undersized

Dear AOU

Are you out of your mind? You come home and discover your girlfriend is watching nasty porn, and have a nervous breakdown like some midwestern housewife? Porn is not a disease or an addiction, it is a sexy, fun, and sometimes therapeutic outlet for our own sexual fantasies. Porn stars are paid professionals [this is if we're excluding some of the dicey material where the sex workers are being abused, or taken advantage of], and they are paid for not only their professionalism but their extraordinary bodies.

Whether it's giant dongs or massively inflated silicone breasts, porn is replete with the most extraordinarily enhanced or exaggerated sexual body parts. Penis enlargement surgeries are less common than breast enhancements, but we're pretty sure they're taking place. All of these actors are taking penis pills, be they Cialis, Viagra, or growth compounds, so you can safely assume there's a little artificial help being given to that uh... 'natural talent'.

Let's try another perspective – if your girlfriend lost her mind because she'd found your porno stash, and started spiralling into insecurity about her comparitively undersized breasts, or her inability to take two cocks in her ass at the same time, you would tell her you loved her as she was and explain to her the difference between a porno and real life, right?

Well you would if you ever wanted to have sex with her again. So take the same advice, and get over yourself. Your girlfriend has been getting off to dicks because that's what she's into – dicks. Play up to her interests and work a little cock worship into your nightly bed-romp and it might go from being six years of 'ok' sex to six more years of stupendous sex.

Bunnies And Boners: Science Is Pretty Cool

So I had always wondered where that funny old saying 'fuck like rabbits' came from. I mean, rabbits are cute – they're bunnies, right? I'm seeing Easter baskets and fuzzy little springtime mascots and gentle herbivores with pink twitchy noses.

Well, last night I was over at a friend's place, and she owns a pair of rabbits. I'll tell you, friends, I was educated. Hoo-boy, there was love in the air for those little rabbits, and when they go at it they are unabashed little monsters. When they weren't frantically humping, they were lying splayed out on the floor with half closed eyes panting. All the smug little bunnies needed was an after-sex cigarette and it would've been set.



So you're probably wondering what bunnies and penis enlargement have to do with each other, at this point. Well this morning when I woke up, I was going through my file of topical articles and trying to decide what to write about. Then there it was, friends, an article that tied together my newly minted concept of just how uh... disturbingly dedicated the little guys are to sex, and the time-honored subject of penis enlargement.

Replacing a Rabbit Penis

Let me be the first to break the astounding news, if you haven't already heard: scientists led by Anthony Altala have successfully grown replacement penises for their test rabbits, reattached them, and the organs are fully functional.

Take a moment and let that sink in. Atala's team have engineered the entire corpus cavernosa, which you should be familiar with by now if you've been reading our posts on penis growth. For those of you just stopping by this site for the first time, the corpus cavernosa is the term for the spongy expanse of tissue that make up the main structural parts of the penis, and are also the portions of the organ that flood with blood and cause the tissue to expand and become erect.

Researchers removed the corpus cavernosa from the rabbits, grew an entirely new one out of a complex mix of cell types and growth factors, re-implanted them and bingo – success. The remarkable detail is that not only did the rabbits achieve erections from electrical and chemical stimulation, but also from good old fashioned natural imperative. This means that when they were introduced to female rabbits, these little guys had natural erections and ejaculated. Four of these rabbits have even become fathers!

These wily scientists are out there at the frontier of medicine, extending hope to those of us who are waiting for a solution to our penis size concerns. This is particularly important for men who are looking at reconstructive surgery, and though there is no mention of whether or not FTM folks will be good candidates for his procedure, our team suspects this might be an extraordinary break through.

One last fact: researchers noted that the rabbits who were given these engineered penis implants seemed to emerge even hornier than ever. And given what I now know about the stamina of rabbits, that's a terrifying prospect...

Penis Enhancement Through Foreskin Restoration: Part Two

Continuing on with our investigation into the hows and whys of penis enhancement through Foreskin Reclamation, this post is going to focus mainly on the nitty gritty of how men achieve this.

First off, there are essentially different levels of severity where circumcision is concerned. Guys who have the highest level of circumcision have no movement of the skin of their shaft when the penis is erect. From there, different grades of severity are observed, including some men who are able to essentially mimic a foreskin by pulling the skin up over the glans, although it retracts afterwards.

What Kind Of Penis Growth Tools Are There?

As you can imagine, stretching is a big part of this process. Devices include the FOREBALLS, the Penile Uncircumsicing Device [or P.U.D.], and the VacuTrac foreskin restoration device. All of these are mechanisms that grasp the skin of the penis and slowly pull it forwards, up over the head, stretching it slowly over time in order to elongate that existing skin and recover the look and feel of a foreskin.

How Do These Penis Enhancement Devices Work?

There are few distinct styles.

Gravity/Weights:
The P.U.D. Tugger is one of these sort of mechanisms. It is a tapered weight with a hollow grooved end that fits atop the glans. The user then pulls the skin of the shaft upwards, tapes it to the weighted Tugger, and gravity takes over. A number of you may be familiar with weight systems, as similar things are used to stretch the entire length of the organ for those of us looking for a bigger penis.

Elastic/Stretchers:
These tools are essentially long elastic band systems that are taped to the skin of the penis, and consist of a long elastic band that is then clipped to the waistband of the pants, a special holster or garter that comes with the device, or a sock in order to create tension and give the skin a consistent pull.

The Cone:
This is a conical tube that is pressed against the glans, and then the skin is pulled up over it and taped shut. The most subtle of all of these mechanisms, this is used during the day or at work in order to keep up a regimen of extension.

Unexpected Penis Growth Through Foreskin Recovery:

Many men who undergo this process feel that they have added extra length to their penis because of the actual stretching process. The benefits are tremendous, and the success stories are numerous, yet there are still the same downsides that crop up when stretching is the method of choice.

Dangers include nerve damage, discoloration, loss of sensation and blood flow, and other pitfalls. Of course these techniques should be done after consulting with your doctor, who can in fact be an ally.

Surgical Penis Enhancement:

The medical route is an option for some, but this 'quick fix' is generally not recommended by our experts. Results are rarely what people expect, as it is difficult to 'add' skin to the shaft of the penis. The statistics aren't great, with only a 60% success rate following a painful and expensive procedure.

Our staff feels that Foreskin Reclamation is an interesting aspect of penis enhancement research, and we're hoping that this article has been both interesting and informative.