Penis Enlargement Blog: American Dicks: America's Penis Size by City and State

A lot of men obsess over how they compare to other men, but have you ever wondered how your city or state measures up to the rest in terms of average penis size? Finally, intercity and interstate debates over who has the biggest dicks can be put to rest, because the truth is out. Condomania, America's first condom store just opened its database of penis sizes as well as their ranking of all 50 states and the 20 most populated American cities.

Condoms, Commerce, and Curiosity

This penis size study is the largest of its kind. Prior to Condomania's survey, the largest survey had been in 1948 when the Kinsey institute got 2,500 men to pull out and measure. Now, with a sample size almost 10 times that of the 1948 study, we can get a really interesting picture of the penises of America. The survey asks men to measure their penis size (length and girth) down to the millimeter. The participants' penis sizes are then matched to one of 76 categories of length and girth combinations. But this rigorous penile probe isn't purely for the purpose of scientific curiosity. The real reason behind Condomania's survey is to inform their line of tailored-fit condoms, called TheyFit. Which is a pretty good idea if you ask us.

The Results: How Does Your City and State Measure up?

So the results are in, and you can't argue with science. Hopefully this won't upset anyone. As far as states are concerned, the top ranking state by average penis size is New Hampshire. I can't imagine why, but there you have it. Perhaps their motto of "Live Free or Die" should be changed to "Live Large or Get Out." The lowest happens to be Wyoming. Sorry Wyoming. As far as cities go, why not list them from largest to smallest (penises)? Coming in first is New Orleans: