University Study Says Penis Size Does Matter

Who says size doesn't matter? Everyone knows that penis size isn't the be-all and end-all of human existence, but many men still obsess over it. Many of those men choose to improve their situation by investing time and/or money into methods of penis enlargement. Being comfortable with your penis size can improve your overall body image and self-esteem. A new study being carried out at McGill University is investigating just how much penis size effects men's evaluation of self. According to researchers, in addition to other factors like head hair, body hair, and height, the correlation between the factor of penis size and overall self-worth is especially high.

McGill Wants You! (And Your Penis Measurements)

Now's your chance to contribute to scientific discovery and penile progress. McGill University is looking for participants in their study and have provided a handy online measuring tool to help you measure your penis size here. Even if you don't want to participate in the study, this link is actually a very useful tool for accurately tracking your penis enlargement progress. If you do want to participate in the study, you can take a survey online here. You'll have to be comfortable with sharing such information as penile length, girth, angle, and curvature. The research team at McGill hopes to investigate just how big of a role "male genital satisfaction" has on overall self-worth. If you've always wanted to be a lab rat from the comfort of your own home, now's your chance. And get this: if you participate, you'll be entered into a draw for one of three $100 prizes to be spent at Amazon.com.

American Dicks: America's Penis Size by City and State

A lot of men obsess over how they compare to other men, but have you ever wondered how your city or state measures up to the rest in terms of average penis size? Finally, intercity and interstate debates over who has the biggest dicks can be put to rest, because the truth is out. Condomania, America's first condom store just opened its database of penis sizes as well as their ranking of all 50 states and the 20 most populated American cities.

Condoms, Commerce, and Curiosity

This penis size study is the largest of its kind. Prior to Condomania's survey, the largest survey had been in 1948 when the Kinsey institute got 2,500 men to pull out and measure. Now, with a sample size almost 10 times that of the 1948 study, we can get a really interesting picture of the penises of America. The survey asks men to measure their penis size (length and girth) down to the millimeter. The participants' penis sizes are then matched to one of 76 categories of length and girth combinations. But this rigorous penile probe isn't purely for the purpose of scientific curiosity. The real reason behind Condomania's survey is to inform their line of tailored-fit condoms, called TheyFit. Which is a pretty good idea if you ask us.

The Results: How Does Your City and State Measure up?

So the results are in, and you can't argue with science. Hopefully this won't upset anyone. As far as states are concerned, the top ranking state by average penis size is New Hampshire. I can't imagine why, but there you have it. Perhaps their motto of "Live Free or Die" should be changed to "Live Large or Get Out." The lowest happens to be Wyoming. Sorry Wyoming. As far as cities go, why not list them from largest to smallest (penises)? Coming in first is New Orleans:


20 Most Populated Cities Ordered by Penis Size

1. New Orleans
2. Washington DC
3. San Diego
4. New York City
5. Phoenix
6. Portland
7. Atlanta
8. San Francisco
9. Chicago
10. St. Louis
11. Seattle
12. Miami
13. Indianapolis
14. Columbus
15. Boston
16. Denver
17. Los Angeles
18. Detroit
19. Philadelphia
20. Dallas/Ft. Worth

50 States Ordered by Penis Size

1. New Hampshire
2. Oregon
3. New York
4. Indiana
5. Arizona
6. Hawaii
7. Louisiana
8. Massachusetts
9. Alabama
10. Washington
11. New Mexico
12. California
13. Arkansas
14. Nevada
15. Virginia
16. Tennessee
17. Illinois
18. Oklahoma
19. South Dakota
20. Georgia
21. Pennsylvania
22. Mississippi
23. Michigan
24. Florida
25. Rhode Island
26. Kansas
27. Maryland
28. Minnesota
29. Vermont
30. Connecticut
31. Wisconsin
32. New Jersey
33. North Dakota
34. Idaho
35. Texas
36. Missouri
37. Montana
38. Ohio
39. Nebraska
40. Colorado
41. Maine
42. North Carolina
43. Delaware
44. South Carolina
45. Kentucky
46. West Virginia
47. Alaska
48. Iowa
49. Utah
50. Wyoming

Food for Cock: Aphrodisiacal Foods & Penis Enlargement

What if the combination of foods on your dinner plate could significantly alter your libido? It might change the way you order when you go on dates! A lot of research in the past decade has been devoted to discovering which combination of flavors and smells can alter human sexual drive and experience, and some of the findings will surprise you.

Forget Chocolate: What Foods Make Men Horny?

People go on and on about how chocolate is an aphrodisiac. While chocolate does contain phenylethylamine, which creates euphoria, studies show that you would have to consume an inhuman amount of the stuff to significantly alter your mood. Thus, any sexiness we associate with chocolate is purely cultural. If you really want to eat something that will get your blood flowing to your sexy parts, go for donuts. But not just donuts; studies show that donuts in combination with licorice are a potent combination to make men go nuts with sexual desire. Sound like a weird combination? Try pumpkin pie and lavender. Yes, this combination of flavors and scents is supposedly even more powerful at getting men in the mood. Who knew? Just remember that becoming overweight from eating too many donuts and pumpkin pie doesn't do any good for sex drive or penis enlargement.

Nature vs. Nurture

Many foods are primarily linked to sex due to cultural factors - chocolate, for instance, falls into this category. It tastes good and it melts in your mouth, and it's often used as a romantic gift. Champagne might help you get laid, but not because it contains a magical love potion; it's classy, expensive, and makes you drunk. There are other foods that are not aphrodisiacs per se but can help with sexual functioning. Garlic, for example, contains an amino acid that can help blood flow in erections. Foods that are high in zinc, like oysters, are linked to sperm production. But when it comes down to it, your brain is your most powerful sex organ, and if you associate a certain smell or taste with getting busy due to your own memory, experiences, or culture, that smell or taste is probably the one that'll make you horny. And whether or not you're pursuing natural penis enlargement, that's some interesting food for cock…er, thought.

What do you think? Is there a particular smell or taste that turns you into a sexual animal?